Cable TV Woes

Does anyone have a few movie CDs to spare? If yes, please lend them to our cable operator. He seems to have run out of his stock – the last one he played was 'Best of Ayub Khan', a collection of songs of movies starring Ayub Khan (for those who don't know who this guy is, he's the one who played Preity Zinta's fiancé Rohit in DCH) The songs are from his utterly rubbish films, mostly with him running around trees with actresses like Neelam in long skirts. You can see him riding a horse in a military suit in one song, playing golf and later polo in another and then dancing with the heroine and other 100 girls behind in yet another. Regarding the CDs that you will lend, please make sure they don't have 'SADAF' covering half the film, because the other half will be covered by the cable guys with scrolling advts of Birthday wishes, and upcoming schools and housing societies. The first afternoon since the vacations started, when I'd to rely on the TV for some entertainment and...the Cable operator steps up to play best of Ayub Khan :-X What the hell was the cable guy thinking??? Damn this remote control – the buttons seem to have stuck!!!